Here is a list of 5 of some of the things that depressed me in 2011 to a lesser or greater degree.
I need to write them down and get them out of my head so I can start afresh for 2012.
Not in any particular order of importance or anything:
- The Pope. Those threatening pronouncements about giving up reason and getting on with faith, otherwise I will face eternal damnation. Such an unpleasant mammal.
- Cold Play and U2. They have to be two of the worlds most horrible bands with their insipid forgettable melodies. People throw up that old argument about how popular they are. As if popular means something is good. What a horrible idea.
- Price of petrol. There was some oil crisis earlier in the year. I don’t hear anymore about that now but the price is still high. WTF?
- Amateur musicians getting gigs where the money doesn’t really matter to them. Working for crap money. They have a day job. What if I came and worked in your industry and did it for laughs and beer vouchers? Yeah, I’ll just pull your teeth for a pint ?
- Price of mobile phone plans? WTF? it’s just bits and bytes? What cost? Are the telco companies still paying off the price of their towers?
There is more to be added to this list. I’ll get to them before January 1. Leave your own list in the comments box.
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I’ll add to your list if you’ll agree to make another list of the best things that happened in 2011!
Hmmm, a list of the best things will be harder to make sound funny….hmmmm
1. Tony Abbott (especially in budgie-smugglers)
2. Julia Gillard (although I loved the fake Julia on the TV show)
3. The Tea Party (although they made me laugh too)
4. The continuing decline oif the English language ( where have all the adverbs gone??!!)
5. Disaster after disaster (my mum says the end is near)
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